For Further Meditation: Haiku, Yore

Rescued from the archives, still more joy of sex... Sorry, did I say sex? I meant Haiku. Viz.:

Frogs chew gummy bear
Antelope walks north toward Rome
Popcorn with butter

Toast tastes nice with jam
Eggs bacon sausage or spam
Orange, nothing rhymes

Nostril hair, goat, fish
Florence Henderson deep throat
My feet hurt slightly

Rhythm swoons with red
Gentle motion, zephyr, silk
Infant worm is starved

It is very hard
For seven to follow five
Six still feels quite odd

Suzanne Vega sings
My cellular telephone
Rings I’ve got to go

Yore Twitter Number One

I spent most of the morning spooning my fiancé. This was, of course, just after I'd forked her. I'm so happy... One day, she will be my knife.

Haiku Centrifuge Donkey Preparations

Saint Vitus twitter
Synaptic dither
Matters not wither

Erotic Nostril
We'll make a blanket for Dave
Knit with me, Jenny

Meet me at the store
Meditation's such a bore
More soy sauce, Dennis?

Todd Bridges Murder
Diff'rent Strokes for Diff'rent Folks
Dana Plato, Dead

Yaks eat soup for fun
Monkeys don't like cummerbunds
If fruit, then exit

Haiku Centrifuge Donkey Preparations

Saint Vitus twitter
Digital synapse dither
Matters not wither

Erotic Nostril
We'll make a blanket for Dave
Knit with me, Jenny

Meet me at the store
Meditation's such a bore
Dennis! More soy sauce?

Todd Bridges Murder
Diff'rent Strokes for Diff'rent Folks
Dana Plato, Dead

Yaks eat soup for fun
Monkeys don't like cummerbunds
If fruit then exit