Jimmy Hoffa Body Found

There was a fly in my office.

Just before I squashed him with a rolled up magazine, I named him "Jimmy Hoffa."

His body is right there on the window sill.

What should I do with it?

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Crack crack crack crack crack

Crack crack crack crack crack crack crack

Need a match, goddess?

Muammar Al Gat

Hafi Moammar El-Ga

Don't get me started

Whole Foods won't sell Spam

In a bag or box or can

Suzanne Vega likes

iPad 2 app app

app warlock app crack OH FUCK

GIVE ME CRACK GODDESS!!!

Barbara Walters rubbed 

her mons while thinking of Qad

Daffi yeah yeah yeah

Elizabeth Tay

Lor once squirt-shit her gown at

Monaco's yacht club

That really wasn't

Newsworthy haiku but pro

Bably it is true

For Further Meditation: Haiku, Yore

Rescued from the archives, still more joy of sex... Sorry, did I say sex? I meant Haiku. Viz.:

Frogs chew gummy bear
Antelope walks north toward Rome
Popcorn with butter

Toast tastes nice with jam
Eggs bacon sausage or spam
Orange, nothing rhymes

Nostril hair, goat, fish
Florence Henderson deep throat
My feet hurt slightly

Rhythm swoons with red
Gentle motion, zephyr, silk
Infant worm is starved

It is very hard
For seven to follow five
Six still feels quite odd

Suzanne Vega sings
My cellular telephone
Rings I’ve got to go

Haiku Centrifuge Donkey Preparations

Saint Vitus twitter
Synaptic dither
Matters not wither

Erotic Nostril
We'll make a blanket for Dave
Knit with me, Jenny

Meet me at the store
Meditation's such a bore
More soy sauce, Dennis?

Todd Bridges Murder
Diff'rent Strokes for Diff'rent Folks
Dana Plato, Dead

Yaks eat soup for fun
Monkeys don't like cummerbunds
If fruit, then exit

Haiku Centrifuge Donkey Preparations

Saint Vitus twitter
Digital synapse dither
Matters not wither

Erotic Nostril
We'll make a blanket for Dave
Knit with me, Jenny

Meet me at the store
Meditation's such a bore
Dennis! More soy sauce?

Todd Bridges Murder
Diff'rent Strokes for Diff'rent Folks
Dana Plato, Dead

Yaks eat soup for fun
Monkeys don't like cummerbunds
If fruit then exit