Many email services, new phones, and operating systems offer the ability to automatically reply to a text message when the user is busy.
I found many of the suggested "auto replies" to be lackluster, and, for ordinary household use, I suggest you try any three of the following ten for a week:
- What the fuck?
- I don't understand. This happened in February! And why is purple more expensive?
- Yeah, I wanted to, but it's still sticky.
- Should I tell your sister when I see her later?
- Wow, fuck that!
- You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?
- Wow, you're a few fries short of a happy meal, aren't you?
- I'm getting a blowjob right now.
- I'm giving a blowjob right now.
Let me know how it goes!