Respond with Text

Many email services, new phones, and operating systems offer the ability to automatically reply to a text message when the user is busy.

I found many of the suggested "auto replies" to be lackluster, and, for ordinary household use, I suggest you try any three of the following ten for a week:

1. What the fuck?
2. I don't understand. This happened in February! And why is purple more expensive?
3. Dennis?
4. Yeah, I wanted to, but it's still sticky.
5. Should I tell your sister when I see her later?
6. Wow, fuck that!
7. You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?
8. Wow, you're a few fries short of a happy meal, aren't you?
9. I'm getting a blowjob right now.
10. I'm giving a blowjob right now.

Let me know how it goes!