Friday, March 25, 2011

This Haiku Intentionally Left Blank


Crack crack crack crack crack
Crack crack crack crack crack crack crack
Need a match, goddess?

Muammar Al Gat
Hafi Moammar El-Ga
Don't get me started

Whole Foods won't sell Spam
In a bag or box or can
Suzanne Vega likes

iPad 2 app app
app warlock app crack OH FUCK
GIVE ME CRACK GODDESS!!!

Barbara Walters rubbed 
her mons while thinking of Qad
Daffi yeah yeah yeah


Elizabeth Tay
Lor once squirt-shit her gown at
Monaco's yacht club

That really wasn't
Newsworthy haiku but pro
Bably it is true

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